I am very concerned about the judgement of some humans in
this land.
Every four years, powerful humans hold a big competition
to see who will get to be the big pack leader.
This time, a giant squirrel who calls himself “Trump” appears to have
managed to get into the race, very poorly disguised as a human. You just have to look at the top of his tail
over his head to see that he is obviously hiding the rest of it inside his body
covers. I am amazed how many humans have
been completely fooled by this disguise.
All dogs know that squirrels can’t be trusted and have to
be chased away at every opportunity but no-one has stepped up to chase this one
away yet. I think the problem is that he’s
a really big squirrel so it needs a really big dog. When we go for our evening sniffs around town,
we often meet a Newfoundland. He’s a
really big dog. Tobermory feels a little
intimidated by him, but he and I get along just fine. Next time I run into him, I think I’ll ask if
he can help with this troublesome squirrel problem.
Talisker