Mummy said she’s going to smoke a chicken tonight. I study the moving picture screen on the wall
avidly so I've seen bad humans wearing felt head covers who drive old, square motorized dog carriers talking about smoking someone and they do it
with a gun. Firstly, there are no guns
in this kennel. Secondly, I had a good look
at the chicken and it looks pretty dead to me so why would it need to be
smoked?
Tobermory