Our humans just returned from a visit to the land they
came from. I always get worried when
they’re out of our site. Humans are just
not good at taking care of themselves without canine help. Since they leave their motorized dog carriers
outside our kennel, I worry that they may not be able to transport themselves
around and most important of all, get to the flying metal tube that brings them
home to us.
I expressed this concern to Daddy on their return. He assured me that this is not an issue as
they travel under the ground in tunnels that take them straight to the flying
metal tubes. This seemed a little
improbably to me, so I used my usual source for research on strange human
behavior, Mummy’s writing box.
Do you know that Daddy is actually correct? There are lots of giant worms in London where
some of Mummy and Daddy’s litter mates live.
They call themselves “The Tube” and give rides to lots of humans in
their worm tunnels. I’m a little
confused about how these worms survive.
Everyone knows that worms eat earth, but these worms are moving through
tunnels they have already dug. All that the
humans feed them are little pieces of paper every time the worms give them a
ride and I know paper has very little nutritional value. Tobermory eats it all the time and still has
room for his dinner.
Talisker
