Friday was a day when humans in this land celebrate being
independent.
According to the writing box, an independent human is
supposed to be good at doing things on their own. The logical assumption would therefore be that on Independence Day they would celebrate by taking
part in solo activities. I don’t think
they understand this because they gather in packs, drinking falling over juice
and eating plates of human kibble that they bring to share with the others. If that’s what they’re supposed to be doing,
shouldn’t the day really be called Dependence Day?
Talisker
