Don't Spare the Hair

At the time of year when the sun doesn’t keep us warm because it goes to bed early, in the evening, our humans burn dead trees in the hole in the wall with fire.  It’s a particularly cozy place to take a nap.

In the last cold season, there were lots of days when our humans didn’t burn dead trees.  Mummy said it was because it was a Spare the Hair day.  I told her that she should fix that because my hair doesn’t need sparing.  It likes being warm.  I guess she must have found the right humans to talk to about it because so far in this cold season, my hair has not been spared once.

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Bad Clocks

For the last 2 days, Daddy has been giving us dinner an hour later than usual.  I tried gently pawing him as a reminder but he says it’s not his fault.  The clocks decided on Saturday night to change our feeding time.  These are obviously bad clocks who prey on trusting humans, because the one in my tummy doesn’t think our dinner time has changed.

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