There’s a big competition going on right now between
humans to decide who is going to move into a big white kennel and be the next
leader of this land. It goes on all year
and starts with lots of them who get eliminated along the way. Now there are just two battling it out.
I’ve been trying to work out how the competition works
and from what I can tell, the competitors see how many bad things they can find
to say about the others and the winner is the one who can invent the most
believable bad things. I think a
new level has now been added. Our humans had some friends over to share
falling over juice with them and I overheard them saying the competition has gone to the
dogs. Lots of humans living in the big
white kennel have had canine advisers so it makes sense that the dogs' opinion should be taken into account. The current residents didn’t have any when they moved in, but quickly
realized their importance and picked wisely.
The first to join them was Bo who was soon after joined by Sonny. They’re Portuguese so obviously are
particularly useful when it comes advice on foreign affairs.
Now, if this competition really has gone to the dogs, why
have we not heard from the human finalists' canine advisers? If they don’t
have any, they need to get some. They
are bound to talk more sense.
Talisker
