Something very strange is going on with humans at the
moment. Ours usually go out every
evening with their friends and now they stay at home all the time. We go for neighborhood sniffs more than usual
but they cross the road when they see other humans. Of course, it means that I haven’t had the
chance to compare notes with other household heads of security so I have not been
able to work out what their take on the situation is. Mummy only leaves the house when she has to
go foraging for food so I don’t get much opportunity to get on her writing box
to get more information. I did manage to
make contact with a canine news correspondent who gave this report.
I think what we can take from this is that the canine
security profession now has a really important task to keep their humans safe. I know it’s tempting, but no more dragging
them across the street to compare security notes, and instead of whining at the
front door to go for a walk, just find a chew toy. Mummy said that even though
this is very strange, it is very important and as everyone knows your Mummy is
always right. Whatever it is, please
keep your humans safe and make sure they have enough falling over juice to keep
them sedated well because the writing box says they must “shelter in space”. This is an old piece of advice from a famous
dog called Laika who was the first planet based creature in space in 1957 who
obviously thought it was a good place to hang out.
Tobermory
