Sunday, June 10, 2018

Clandestine Swimming


I would like to justify my behavior last night.  You do understand that as fish retrievers, swimming is in our blood.

We have just returned from a trip with our humans for them to test falling over juice in Healdsburg and Sonoma.  We usually sleep at a travelling human kennel called the Krug Event Center which has a big hole in the ground with water. Our humans won’t let us jump in which is horrible torture for a fish retriever.

Last night, Daddy took us out for our end of night sniff and we don’t usually put our humans on a leash at that time – where are they going to go?  I really wanted a swim, Mummy was sleeping and Talisker seemed to have a pretty good handle on Daddy, so I thought they wouldn’t notice if I snuck off for a few minutes.  There were big gates blocking me from getting to the hole in the ground with water which you can only open by putting magical door opening cards into a slot.  I managed to sneak in un-noticed behind some humans with one of these cards.

I was having a really great time and had only been gone for a few minutes when I heard panicked shouts from Daddy calling my name.  I got out of the hole in the ground with water but getting back to him presented me with the same problem.  I jumped at the gate and “yipped”, as Mummy calls it.  I hoped Daddy would hear me, but he was too far away.  Eventually, some other humans came by with a magic card and I just ran.  By this time Daddy was standing outside the door of our temporary kennel looking distraught.  I jumped at him and gave him a really big hug.  He doesn’t usually like this when I’ve been swimming, but on this occasion, he actually hugged me back.  I think he suffers from separation anxiety.   I need to talk to Mummy about getting him checked out.
Tobermory

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