Criminal Control

Our humans have always misunderstood my motives for digging holes in the green stuff in the garden.  They think I do it just for fun and I keep telling them I hear creatures underneath which could be threatening their welfare.
 
At last I have proof.  One of these creatures had the audacity to come to the surface.  I saw him but couldn’t get there in time to do the collar, as they say on the moving picture frame on the wall.  There’s a really cool story I like to watch called “Law and Order” about good humans catching bad humans so I know the lingo.
 
Talisker and I dragged Mummy outside to show her the evidence.  As any good detective would do, she showed me pictures of potential culprits on her writing box and I identified one called Gopher.  Just like the stories on the moving picture frame on the wall, she offered either one of us a special reward if we could bring Gopher to her, dead or alive.
 
I would really like to earn that reward, but Mummy is in a hurry to catch the guy so has hired a human with special tracking skills to find this criminal.  Talisker says it’s specialist work and I should just stand back, watch and learn, but I’m not letting my guard down.  If that little guy pokes his nose out in my site, I’m going to make him pay for messing with Mummy’s garden.

Tobermory