I’m now 3 human years. Not many people know this, but 3 is a very
important age for a fish retriever.
Mummy says it’s when we become mature and sensible. Talisker told me that means I can’t jump
on humans when they come into our kennel and I have to be less talkative. Humans greet friends by looking each other in the eye
and hugging so why can’t I do it too? I
pointed out that he does it, but he claims that he just balances on his hind
legs and shakes hands which for some reason they seem to find cute. I’m a heart on my fur kind of dog and believe
in hugging the humans I love when they come to visit and what’s so wrong with
enthusiastically vocalizing that love?
In the past, I’ve had lots of
my friends over to celebrate my Birthday.
This time Mummy said we no longer have a large enough area of green stuff
outside so only Truman, Olive and Sparky were allowed to come. As ever, Mummy made me a cake. She makes really good cakes. They have the orange vegetables that rabbits
like, bee juice and squashed peanuts in them, topped with cheese from small
human kennels. I’ve heard my humans say
that many human generations ago a very prominent human is famous for saying
“let them eat cake.” If there’s cake to
be had, I’m definitely eating it.
Tobermory
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