Diversity

We live in a place where there is a good diversity of breeds, both in humans and dogs.  All breeds have a characteristic they are known for.  I have already told you that Daddy’s breed are known for the male humans wearing skirts and squeezing bags of cats.  Some of Mummy’s relatives are a breed that used to wear little round hats with horns and our friend Bailey’s Mummy is a breed known for their love of potatoes and dressing in green.

Talisker and I are from a breed of Canadian fish retrievers.  There are lots of our relatives around here but I am pleased to say that although he has a lot of fish retrieving friends, Talisker has chosen to diversify his pool of playmates.  On Monday he invited Wally and Truman over.  Wally is a Hungarian bird scarer, although the humans in that land are known for eating stew made out of cows so his ancestors can’t have had much work.

Truman’s mother is a fish retriever and she’s a little cagey about his father, but rumor has it that he’s an African lion chaser.  However, I have decided that he obviously takes after his mother as he’s not very good at getting the upper paw over a fish retriever and a bird scarer.

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