When Mummy is outside removing plants that are trying to live in our garden without her permission, I sometimes take the opportunity to use her writing box to catch up with current affairs which is very important when you are head of security.
This week I learnt that one of our cousins helped a group of seals catch a really bad human in a far away land. It took the seals a long time to find him which doesn’t really surprise me. I mean, just look at them. They may be pretty agile in water but why would you send a bunch of fat dudes with flippers to do a job that needs agility and speed on dry land. No wonder they had to call in canine support. If a whole unit of commando dogs had been sent in at the beginning, the bad human would have been caught a long time ago.
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