Black Dog Shredding

I heard Mummy say that pieces of paper with numbers on should be shredded by the noisy machine under her writing box table.  Tobermory told me that it refuses to shred a lot of pieces of paper at the same time so if she has big piles to shred, she puts them in a box and takes it to a place called Red Dog Shred.

I was taking a sniff around the top of Daddy’s writing box table this morning while Mummy was washing her teeth and found a big pile of little bits of paper with numbers on.  I like shredding paper so I thought I’d help out; why should the red dog have all the fun when there’s a black dog in the kennel who would enjoy taking on the task?  How was I to know that some piles of paper must be kept for 7 years before the red dog gets to shred them?

Arran