Who says The Economist is boring?

When Daddy gets under his bird fur at night, he takes a thin book with him called The Economist.  Tobermory says humans like to look at boring things to send them to sleep so I concluded that the thin book must be REALLY boring.  Daddy has lots of them so when I spotted one while I was having our early morning scrumble with our humans in the bird fur I didn’t think he’d miss it if I took it to test it for boredom.  It failed.  Tobermory did warn me that Mummy wouldn’t approve, but the 5 minutes of shredding and ripping that I managed to get in before she caught me was definitely worth it.

Arran