Falling over juice works

I’m writing for the old dude today. He’s pretty beat. We’ve had a busy few days keeping our humans occupied. They bore easily so you have to think up clever ways to keep them entertained.

This weekend we all got in the motorized dog carrier and went to a place where humans make falling over juice. We stayed in a big kennel where humans sleep when they are far from home. There was a gathering of falling over juice makers who were testing the juice on other humans to see if it worked.  You know when it works because it makes them sleepy and since we wanted to relax on the comfy beds, we sent Mummy and Daddy to be tested on so they wouldn't bug us. The people who made it must have been good at it because they slept so well that I had to jump on them really hard in the morning to wake them up and take them out for their exercise.

Of course we need to have some fun too so we went bread testing at a place where they feed food to humans. Bowmore taught me that human food is a good antidote to falling over juice so for all my friends out there who like to take their humans on trips to test falling over juice, remember to feed them well.

Talisker