Cat Squeezing

Daddy comes from a far away land where humans like to squeeze bags full of cats and the male humans wear skirts.

Cat squeezing is a very skilled art. You need to have the correct type of cats in the bag and know which cat to squeeze to get the right noise. Skillful cat squeezing is very pleasant to listen to and tonight Daddy put on his skirt and he and Mummy went to listen to a few of the best cat squeezers in the world. While they were out I got on the writing box and found a picture of one of the cat squeezers they saw so that you all know what a cat squeezer looks like.

Talisker likes to chase cats so maybe we should let him catch a few to put in a bag and see if we can channel his energies into squeezing them instead of chasing them.

Bowmore