There is a group of humans who call themselves Peninsula Stroke Association who help other humans who also have pieces of their brain that have fallen out. It takes a lot of dog biscuits to organize the services they provide, so Mummy likes to help by persuading humans to give them lots of dog biscuits in return for doing fun stuff.
Some generous humans decided they’d like to help, so paid lots of dog biscuits to come and learn all about Scottish falling over juice from Daddy and share a little with him. To talk properly about the land he comes from, Daddy likes to get into character and put his skirt on which seemed to amuse our guests. They obviously weren't used to seeing male humans from his land correctly dressed. Now, as I am sure you all know, we are named after Daddy’s favorite Scottish falling over juices, and I was very pleased to note that our visitors obviously had excellent taste as quite a lot of the 13 year old Bowmore was consumed.
Bowmore
Scotch as a cure for strokes. Works.
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed meeting you two and your Daddy at Testarossa. Smiles, Jim